1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:02,202 Hey, Dana! 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:03,673 What do you think of this for your wedding bouquet? 3 00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:05,375 Oh, I love it. This is so great. 4 00:00:05,376 --> 00:00:07,307 For once I'm gonna actually get 5 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:08,338 to throw the bouquet instead of elbowing some bridesmaid 6 00:00:08,339 --> 00:00:09,410 in the mouth. Yeah! 7 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:14,784 I gotta tell you. I'm all for women fighting. 8 00:00:14,785 --> 00:00:17,288 Throw a little Jell-O in there and you can make a fortune. 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,691 Incoming! 10 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:23,523 Stop it! And you... 11 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,295 Stop it! 12 00:00:25,296 --> 00:00:26,796 I'm gonna pound you! 13 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:29,160 Anytime, anywhere, short pants. 14 00:00:31,462 --> 00:00:32,663 Oh! Aah! 15 00:00:33,804 --> 00:00:35,136 Hey! Hey! 16 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:37,567 JIM: Hey, you two, knock it off! 17 00:00:37,568 --> 00:00:39,410 JIM: Hey, knock it off! 18 00:00:41,472 --> 00:00:43,373 So, Kyle... 19 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:46,276 I have a big job for you on the wedding day. 20 00:00:46,277 --> 00:00:48,648 You get to be Aunt Dana's ring bearer. 21 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,280 That's right. You get to get your hair cut, 22 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:51,651 and you're gonna wear a tuxedo. 23 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,284 You are gonna be a handsome gentleman. 24 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:56,127 Do I have to, Daddy? 25 00:00:57,428 --> 00:00:59,689 Yes, Son, we all have to. 26 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:02,362 But I'll tell you what we can do at the reception. 27 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,365 We can make fart sounds with our armpits. 28 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,568 Jim, remember our wedding? 29 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,342 Oh, my dress and the flowers and... 30 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,575 Aw, my dance with Dad. 31 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,277 Mmm. 32 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,182 Yeah, he was a nice guy. 33 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,253 Yeah. 34 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:25,286 His funeral was really nice, too. 35 00:01:26,757 --> 00:01:28,759 Too bad he missed those lemon squares. 36 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,491 Jim! 37 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,123 Hey, are you okay? 38 00:01:33,124 --> 00:01:35,426 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It just 39 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:38,668 hit me when I saw that picture. 40 00:01:38,669 --> 00:01:40,500 I remember Dad leading you out to the dance floor 41 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,773 and everybody applauding and... 42 00:01:43,774 --> 00:01:45,476 That's not gonna happen for me. 43 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,882 You gonna have lemon squares at the wedding? 44 00:01:52,883 --> 00:01:55,363 What? If anybody has something better to say, then just say it! 45 00:01:56,447 --> 00:01:58,188 Hey, I know! I know! 46 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:00,390 Jim can do the father-daughter dance with you. 47 00:02:00,391 --> 00:02:02,252 Oh, honey, I'd love to do that, 48 00:02:02,253 --> 00:02:04,123 but you know I'm the worst dancer. 49 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,526 Honey, no, you are not. You're not that bad! 50 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,698 Oh, please, Cheryl. At our wedding when I was dancing, 51 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,502 I pulled a groin muscle, and it wasn't even mine. 52 00:02:13,364 --> 00:02:15,705 You know, actually, Dana, I was 53 00:02:15,706 --> 00:02:17,136 kind of hoping you'd ask me. 54 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,508 I mean, I'm your brother. 55 00:02:18,509 --> 00:02:19,539 I'd be honored to dance with you 56 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,711 on your wedding day. 57 00:02:22,473 --> 00:02:24,374 Oh. Thank you, Andy. That's really sweet. 58 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,916 Well, let me show you what I got, babe. 59 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:28,918 Maestro, if you please. 60 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,420 Practice a little bit. Let's see it. 61 00:02:30,421 --> 00:02:32,322 ANDY: I'm gonna keep it simple. 62 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:33,383 I don't want to show up you and Ryan on your big day. 63 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:34,454 How sweet. 64 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:35,625 (JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING) 65 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:36,627 Oh! 66 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,589 Okay, ow! Oh, my foot! 67 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:40,690 Sorry. 68 00:02:40,691 --> 00:02:41,891 It's gonna be beautiful. 69 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,193 Get your hand off my butt! 70 00:02:43,194 --> 00:02:44,764 Oh. Sorry. 71 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:45,866 Whoa! Ow! My back! 72 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:48,869 Ow! Okay. 73 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,771 Whoa! Ow! Whoo! Aah! 74 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,172 (LAUGHING) 75 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,505 (THUD) 76 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:01,411 Okay, well, you know, um, 77 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:04,684 maybe a couple things might need a few tweaks. 78 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,486 But I'll be great on your wedding day. 79 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,358 In fact, I'm gonna go out into the garage 80 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:10,890 and practice with a broom. 81 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,424 I hope your pillow doesn't get jealous. 82 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,426 He stinks. 83 00:03:16,727 --> 00:03:18,629 There should be a law. 84 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,571 All right, kids, bath time. 85 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:22,702 GIRLS: Okay, fine. 86 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,975 I want a sponge bath from a nurse. 87 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,407 What? 88 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,410 Uncle Andy says it's the best. 89 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,642 I think Andy forgets 90 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:34,284 that Kyle's in the back seat sometimes. 91 00:03:34,285 --> 00:03:35,316 I'm sorry. CHERYL: Yeah. 92 00:03:38,389 --> 00:03:39,550 (SIGHS) 93 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,312 Are you okay? 94 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:03,473 You really want to know? 95 00:04:03,474 --> 00:04:05,875 No! 96 00:04:05,876 --> 00:04:07,347 The game's coming on in five minutes. 97 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,350 Either unload or get out. 98 00:04:12,423 --> 00:04:14,424 It's just... 99 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,426 I miss my Dad. 100 00:04:16,427 --> 00:04:17,458 Yeah, it's tough. 101 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:20,761 Um... 102 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,365 Listen, uh... 103 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:27,676 You want me to have Cheryl make you a sandwich? 104 00:04:28,499 --> 00:04:31,041 Jim! That's not gonna help anything. 105 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:33,904 You want to make me a sandwich? 106 00:04:42,553 --> 00:04:44,384 You know, I remember your wedding. 107 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,756 Dancing with Dad, and... 108 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:48,418 I remember him looking at me and saying, 109 00:04:48,419 --> 00:04:51,961 "You know, the next time I do this will be at your wedding." 110 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:54,665 Yeah. Well, at least Andy will be there to dance with you. 111 00:04:56,527 --> 00:04:58,928 Yeah, if you call that dancing. 112 00:04:58,929 --> 00:05:00,800 No, but you're right. He was... 113 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,772 He was sweet to offer, and 114 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:03,973 I'll just grin and bear it 115 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:06,437 and imagine I'm dancing with Dad. 116 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,609 I just wish there was something I could do for you. 117 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,557 This isn't it. No, it's weird. 118 00:05:33,404 --> 00:05:35,566 JIM: Oh, baby! 119 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,040 (MUSIC PLAYING) 120 00:05:46,577 --> 00:05:47,878 Oh! 121 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,860 You're not gonna do that with Dana, are you? 122 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:02,392 Ah, hey. 123 00:06:02,393 --> 00:06:04,464 I know I'm still a little rusty... 124 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,065 The Statue of Liberty is rusty, 125 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,868 and she still moves better than you. 126 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:10,740 Okay, Mr. Bojangles. 127 00:06:10,741 --> 00:06:12,872 I've seen you dance. You're terrible. 128 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,004 Really? 129 00:06:14,745 --> 00:06:16,006 Is that so? 130 00:06:23,013 --> 00:06:25,615 Oh, my God, what was that? 131 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:26,617 A tour jete. 132 00:06:28,619 --> 00:06:29,819 What I'm about to tell you, 133 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,791 you have to take to your grave. 134 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,563 And if you rat me out, 135 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:35,044 you'll get to that grave a lot sooner. 136 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,127 But I 137 00:06:38,128 --> 00:06:40,531 am a classically trained ballroom dancer. 138 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,737 (LAUGHS) 139 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:50,179 Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England. 140 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:51,641 Helloo! 141 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:53,583 Helloo! 142 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:55,144 I'm serious, Andy. 143 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:56,786 When I was a kid, my mother didn't want me 144 00:06:56,787 --> 00:06:58,518 getting in trouble after school, 145 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,519 so she signed me up for some dance lessons. 146 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,590 Get out of here. 147 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:03,022 Yeah, seriously. But you know what? 148 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,924 I hated it at first. 149 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,656 But after a while, I, uh, 150 00:07:06,657 --> 00:07:08,197 I found the upside. 151 00:07:08,198 --> 00:07:12,662 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 152 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:14,805 Jimmy? Jimmy? Eyes up. 153 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,813 I never missed a lesson. 154 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,778 I wouldn't either if I got that close to grown-up-lady boobs. 155 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:31,081 And I'm talking about now. 156 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,585 Why haven't you told Cheryl about this? 157 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:37,727 Oh, come on, please. If I told Cheryl, 158 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:39,859 she'd be dragging me out dancing every night. 159 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,091 If this dance thing is such a secret, 160 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:43,463 why'd you tell me? 161 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:46,095 It's Dana. 162 00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:48,456 She's really feeling bad about not dancing with your father. 163 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,800 I know she drives me nuts, 164 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:53,242 but every bride should be happy on their wedding day. 165 00:07:53,243 --> 00:07:54,974 So you're gonna dance with her? 166 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,176 Hell, no. 167 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,578 I'm gonna teach you. 168 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,249 (MUSIC PLAYING) 169 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,751 Yeah, Jim, I don't know if I feel comfortable... 170 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,553 Back straight! 171 00:08:03,554 --> 00:08:04,955 Feet together! 172 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,587 Your hands up. 173 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,258 Go back on this foot. 174 00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:11,260 On one. Ready? 175 00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:13,663 And, one, together. 176 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:16,165 Two, out. One, two. 177 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:19,128 Okay, back. One, two. 178 00:08:19,129 --> 00:08:22,132 One, two. Very good. Now look in my eyes. 179 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,104 Wow. 180 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,536 They're incredibly hazel. 181 00:08:26,537 --> 00:08:27,738 Shut up! 182 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,541 Here, put your hands on my hips. 183 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:33,683 Put your hands on my hips. 184 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:35,885 There. All right? 185 00:08:35,886 --> 00:08:37,547 Feel better? You feeling it now? 186 00:08:37,548 --> 00:08:39,819 Hey, I do feel it. 187 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,150 And I feel so safe with you. 188 00:08:41,151 --> 00:08:42,622 Oh, shut up. 189 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,093 You're feeling a little too comfortable. 190 00:08:44,094 --> 00:08:47,657 One, two. That's it. 191 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:49,629 Now you're swinging with it. 192 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,730 Go out for a little spin. 193 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,031 Oh! (LAUGHS) 194 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,633 Come in. 195 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,534 Ahh... 196 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,936 See? It's very easy. 197 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,569 (CLEARS THROAT) 198 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:02,772 And that's how you trap a wild boar. 199 00:09:02,773 --> 00:09:04,945 You see, you bring him in close, and then you drop him! 200 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:07,817 Just like that. 201 00:09:07,818 --> 00:09:10,079 Yeah, but do you have to slow-dance with the boar first? 202 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,251 'Cause that's what we saw. 203 00:09:12,182 --> 00:09:13,723 (ALL LAUGHING) 204 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:15,124 What are you guys even doing here? 205 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,786 You're way too early. 206 00:09:16,787 --> 00:09:18,127 Well, I'm glad we didn't come later. 207 00:09:18,128 --> 00:09:20,189 No telling what we would have walked in on. 208 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:22,862 Look, we're a couple guys dancing in a garage. 209 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,694 Don't be so provincial. 210 00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:27,967 Yeah, so what? I know a few dance moves. 211 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,299 I was showing Andy for Dana's wedding. 212 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,941 But we're not gonna talk about it, 213 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:33,803 because this garage is safe. 214 00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:36,776 Think of it as a, I don't know, private club, 215 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,779 where men can express ideas and experiences 216 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,953 safe from the judgmental eye of a closed-minded society. 217 00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:45,054 All right. 218 00:09:45,055 --> 00:09:46,215 I'm in. Cool? 219 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:47,787 Cool. Yeah. 220 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,259 All right, let's get to work. 221 00:09:52,122 --> 00:09:53,694 I know how to knit. 222 00:10:00,631 --> 00:10:02,703 I paint watercolors of kitties. 223 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,606 I make my own potpourri. 224 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,741 And sometimes I put on lipstick and shave my entire body... 225 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:13,012 All right, we're done, we're done. 226 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,844 We're done. We're done. 227 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:17,046 Let's start with the song. One, two, three, four! 228 00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:19,619 (PLAYING BLUES) 229 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,256 So, at the wedding, Kyle, you're gonna come out first 230 00:10:27,257 --> 00:10:29,258 with the rings for me and my groom. 231 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:31,731 The doctor. 232 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,733 And then the girls are gonna follow 233 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,836 sprinkling rose petals in front of me and the doctor. 234 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,069 Hey, Gracie, Aunt Dana's marrying a doctor. 235 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:42,341 I hadn't heard. 236 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,744 DANA: Okay, ready? 237 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,177 (HUMMING THE WEDDING MARCH) 238 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,722 (SOBBING) 239 00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:55,725 Such a beautiful wedding. 240 00:10:55,726 --> 00:10:57,426 Cheryl, the bride is wearing sweat pants! 241 00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:58,428 I know. I just... 242 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,831 Hey! Sorry I'm late. 243 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:04,294 I just got through crying my way out of a speeding ticket. 244 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:07,937 So, where are we? 245 00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:09,739 Oh, we're pretty much done here. 246 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:12,202 Ooh, sounds like it's time for the reception. 247 00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:14,944 May I have this dance? 248 00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:16,946 He's gonna dance! Run! 249 00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:19,979 (SCREAMING) 250 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,852 Um, Andy, you know what? I've been thinking. 251 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:25,414 This wedding's becoming too much about me, 252 00:11:25,415 --> 00:11:28,418 so I'm just gonna let Cheryl have the first dance with you. 253 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,921 Like hell! 254 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:33,322 Just trust me. 255 00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:35,194 I don't know if I... 256 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,897 (MUSIC PLAYING) 257 00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:43,372 Wow! 258 00:11:43,373 --> 00:11:45,234 Andy, it's like somebody connected your body 259 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:46,276 to your brain. 260 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,079 I took dancing lessons. 261 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,212 Is my back straight enough, Jim? 262 00:11:54,444 --> 00:11:56,947 That is such a weird question to ask me! 263 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,050 Weird! 264 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,491 Whoo! 265 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,025 Oh! I don't know what to say. 266 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,797 I can't believe that. 267 00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:09,428 I know. 268 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,260 You have really improved, Andy. Who taught you? 269 00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:12,362 Oh, um... 270 00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:16,205 Yeah, some guy. 271 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:19,069 Just some fruity guy. 272 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:23,142 Hey! Just because a guy can dance 273 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,845 doesn't mean he's fruity. 274 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:29,518 I'm sure his wife is incredibly satisfied. 275 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:33,252 Andy, I'm just... I'm really touched that you'd do that. 276 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,124 Well, I know how important 277 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,326 that dance at your wedding is to you. 278 00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:38,888 Oh. Thank you. 279 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,129 JIM: Look at that. 280 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,931 Andy's gonna dance with Dana at the wedding. 281 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,133 The wedding is saved. Isn't that great? 282 00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:45,836 Yeah, sure, whatever. Good for them. 283 00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:49,939 What's wrong with you? 284 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,002 It's nothing. I'm fine. I'm not mad. 285 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,305 Great! 286 00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:58,247 You know what really ticks me off? 287 00:12:58,248 --> 00:12:59,949 I thought you said you weren't mad. 288 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,081 Oh, you knew I was! Yeah, I knew you were. 289 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,552 We're gonna be the only couple not dancing 290 00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:05,014 at Dana's wedding. 291 00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,555 We've gone over this before. 292 00:13:06,556 --> 00:13:08,958 Some people have the dancing gene. I don't. 293 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,861 Come on, Jim, let's just take one lesson. We can do this. 294 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,022 Come on, Cheryl. 295 00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:14,493 I want to dance with my husband 296 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,466 at my sister's wedding. Is that too much to ask? 297 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,028 Come on, honey. 298 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:21,370 If Andy can do it, you can do it. 299 00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:24,133 Just one lesson. Do it for me. 300 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,575 Please? 301 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,809 You are so sexy when you beg. 302 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,412 First lesson's free. 303 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,947 Sitting at home is free. 304 00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:40,189 Come on! This is the last family wedding 305 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,391 I'm gonna get to dance at! 306 00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,955 Excuse me? Aren't you forgetting someone? 307 00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:47,857 Oh, I'm sorry. 308 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,199 Until the kids get married! 309 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,911 You're not gonna give up on this thing, are you? 310 00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:55,965 Let's just say 311 00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:58,537 you don't know where I buy the good mustard. 312 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,570 Oh... (CHUCKLES) 313 00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:02,972 All right, you win. 314 00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:04,843 Yay! I love you, I love you! 315 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,075 Hey, Andy, I need the name and number 316 00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:07,277 of your dance instructor. 317 00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,619 Uh... 318 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,382 Yeah. Um... 319 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,955 He moved to Canada to marry his life partner. 320 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,356 Oh. 321 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,159 Oh, it's the season of weddings. 322 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,560 I bet he's not marrying... 323 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,064 ALL: A doctor. We know. 324 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:31,972 (MAMBO MUSIC PLAYING) 325 00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:47,516 Whoo! 326 00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,658 Very nice, Jon and Linda. 327 00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:52,891 You will be a sensation at your parents' wedding anniversary. 328 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,893 Now who's left? 329 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,296 Anybody? 330 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,530 All right, Cheryl. 331 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,503 And... Jim. 332 00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:13,912 Cheryl, I am terrible. Look at these people. 333 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,414 They're all afraid of me. Let's just go home. 334 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,947 Jim, honey, we got off to a bit of a rocky start, 335 00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:19,188 but it's only our second class. 336 00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:21,550 I am not giving up on you. 337 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:24,693 (MAMBO MUSIC PLAYING) 338 00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:27,256 Honey. Okay. See? Perfect? 339 00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:28,428 Honey, not yet. 340 00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:33,262 Honey, will you dance with me? 341 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:35,305 Honey, dance with me! With me, baby. 342 00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:39,608 See? Good! Good! 343 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,170 Whoo! Ahh! 344 00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:42,941 No! Honey! Honey! 345 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,944 Oh! Oh! Oh! 346 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,448 You okay, baby? 347 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,651 Yeah. And I am giving up on you. 348 00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:56,655 In my 18-year career, 349 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,458 I have never had to say this, but... 350 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,992 The dance is not in you, sir. 351 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,065 Wh-what are you saying? 352 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,338 I'm saying I don't have enough insurance. 353 00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:13,042 Please. Don't come back. 354 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,474 All right, everybody, good class. 355 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,977 I'll see almost everybody here next week. 356 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,551 You were very good. You were very good! 357 00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:23,612 You sucked! 358 00:16:23,613 --> 00:16:25,055 I know. 359 00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,994 Cheryl, let's face it, I just can't dance. 360 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,096 I never could. 361 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,627 No, you know what? It's my fault. 362 00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,299 I shouldn't have made you do it. 363 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,103 It is, kind of. I mean, you knew. I told you. 364 00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:52,511 What? 365 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,713 Nothing. 366 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,217 I just miss my dad. 367 00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:02,391 You know, when I was little, he used to... 368 00:17:02,392 --> 00:17:05,224 He used to put my feet on top of his, and then, 369 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,196 he'd dance me around and around 370 00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,658 and around and... 371 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,402 I felt like I was flying. 372 00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:16,736 I just thought that... 373 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,709 (SIGHS) 374 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:21,771 Doesn't matter. 375 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,556 (JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING) 376 00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:39,759 What are you doing? 377 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,391 We're gonna dance. 378 00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,093 Oh, Jim. 379 00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,434 Can't you at least wait for the feeling 380 00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:46,566 to come back into my feet? 381 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,268 Oh, my God! Jim! 382 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,531 You can dance! 383 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,433 Oh! 384 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,635 Oh! 385 00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:27,837 How are you doing this? 386 00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,240 Very, very well. 387 00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:33,443 No, no, I mean... 388 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,346 How did this happen? 389 00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:39,219 Well, I might have taken a lesson or two. 390 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,322 What? When? 391 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,725 Well, until puberty made it impossible. 392 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,129 All this time... 393 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,503 All those weddings and parties, 394 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,205 we could have been dancing. 395 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,508 Mmm-hmm. That's exactly why I didn't tell you. 396 00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:01,710 I don't get it. 397 00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:04,543 Well, Cheryl, think of it this way. 398 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,645 Let's say you knew that I was Superman. 399 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,377 Right. 400 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:11,350 Well, you'd have me taking cats out of trees 401 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,552 and stopping crime and cooking your eggs 402 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,724 with my heat vision. 403 00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,226 And you know what? 404 00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:18,887 I don't want to do that. 405 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,590 I just want to sit in my Fortress of Solitude 406 00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:23,162 and watch TV. 407 00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,595 Well, then... 408 00:19:26,336 --> 00:19:27,537 Why tell me now? 409 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,239 Well... 410 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,920 Dana's not the only one missing her father. 411 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:33,942 Oh. 412 00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,475 Ohh... 413 00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:44,353 I get... I totally get it. 414 00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:45,684 You don't want this to be a regular thing. 415 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,755 That's right. 416 00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,817 I get it. 417 00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:50,859 But there is this charity ball coming up... 418 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,561 No, Cheryl. 419 00:19:52,562 --> 00:19:54,693 But it's a good cause. It's the girls' school. 420 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,565 No! 421 00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:57,726 How about my birthday? 422 00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:58,827 No! 423 00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:00,869 (GASPS) 424 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,232 Are you telling me you're not gonna dance with me 425 00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,674 on my birthday? 426 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,437 All right. 427 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,716 But just the two of us 428 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,548 in our living room. 429 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:20,720 I'd love it. 430 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,453 But instead of the living room, 431 00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:25,554 let's go to a dance club. 432 00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:26,556 Damn you, woman! 433 00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:29,598 Is there anything else you can do 434 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:30,679 that you're not telling me? 435 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,961 Not that I can think of. 436 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:34,304 Hmm... 437 00:20:39,609 --> 00:20:41,411 Can you cook? No! 438 00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:44,514 Absolutely not. 439 00:20:45,815 --> 00:20:48,618 Although your spaghetti can use a pinch more basil. 440 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,781 Or chocolate. I don't know. 441 00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:54,754 Or do I?